Sunday, October 28, 2007

Yankees Fans : This One's For You


Red Sox Will Win The 2007 World Series ..

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Senior Military, Intelligence, and Government Officials Question 9/11 Commission Report

http://www.wanttoknow.info/officialsquestion911commissionreport

One of those questioning the Government's official conspiracy theory is Maj. Gen., US Army, Ret Albert N. Stubblebine III , who was graduated from The United States Military Academy (West Point) and served with distinction in the US Army for 32 years. Starting his career as an Armor officer, he had the opportunity to command troops frequently at every echelon of command. He was tasked with re-evaluating the North Korean Order of Battle using top secret reconnaissance data. He was so intrigued with the new intelligence capabilities that he transferred branches to join the recently-formed Intelligence Branch of the US Army. He attended the National War College and commanded a series of highly specialized units within the Intelligence Branch. General Stubblebine taught Chemistry at West Point for four years and earned a Masters Degree in Industrial Chemistry from Columbia University, New York during that time. He was selected to serve as a member of the Requirements Committee which identified and created methods to implement the requirements for the US Army over the next 25 years leading to many of the innovations so successfully used in the first Gulf War. His commands as a General Officer included the US Army Intelligence Center and School, The Army's Electronic Research and Development Command (where he developed the now-familiar night-vision technology) and the US Army Intelligence and Security Command. While on active duty he redesigned the intelligence architecture of the United States Army (for which he was honored with induction into the Intelligence Hall of Fame) and also restructured the Army Intelligence training curriculum.Upon retirement, he served as the Vice President for Intelligence at BDM and ran his own consulting firm. With his wife, Rima E. Laibow, MD, General Stubblebine has been engaged in pioneering research on the use of frequency in medicine and national security and is one of the two designers of AEGIS, a major Homeland Security private initiative.(http://www.canadiansub.com/Board.html)

Now, listen to what he says here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU94lNCrxdY#watch_response ) "One of my experiences in the Army was being in charge of the Army’s Imagery Interpretation for Scientific and Technical Intelligence during the Cold War. I measured pieces of Soviet equipment from photographs. It was my job. I look at the hole in the Pentagon and I look at the size of an airplane that was supposed to have hit the Pentagon. And I said, ‘The plane does not fit in that hole’. So what did hit the Pentagon? What hit it? Where is it? What's going on?"
So what did really happen ? a question we need answered ..

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Ordering Pizza In USA 2008

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Huut. May Ihave your national ID number?

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.

Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir

Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,it's 6102049998-45-54610.

Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. E-mail address is Seehan@home.ne I see you're calling me from home.

Customer: Huh? Where'd you get all this information?

Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.

Customer: The HSS, what is that?

Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.

Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.

Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.

Customer: Whaddya mean?

Operator: Sir, your medical records and commodesensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.

Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?

Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.

Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?

Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet SoybeanRecipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.

Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.

Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts,sir. Your total is $49.99.

Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.

Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.

Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also.

Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?

Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.

Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a bike?

Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your carpayments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.

Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#

Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir.You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (speechless)

Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?

Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke..

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this...Thank you for calling Pizza Huut!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Quick Thoughts

1 Don't believe a woman who doesn't lie !

2 There're two kinds of men : those who fell in love so they got married , and those got married then they got married !

3 " Sane before and after marriage" ..are words that have never been used together in one sentence before !

4 Women never change their minds : just ask a woman about her age today she'll give you the same exact number from ten years ago !

5 Women wait for their soul-mates for years , and when they finally marry they wish they had waited a bit longer !

6 Women can do everything a man can do ..except keeping quiet !

7 Modern science stood helpless when it came to weather ....and women !

8 A woman who dreams of a rich , smart and handsome husband is actually dreaming of three husbands !

9 If you really want to drive your husband crazy : pretend that you're ecstatic !

10 A typical family : the father has an idea which is totally rejected by the kids after it was already carried out by mom !