1 Don't believe a woman who doesn't lie !
2 There're two kinds of men : those who fell in love so they got married , and those got married then they got married !
3 " Sane before and after marriage" ..are words that have never been used together in one sentence before !
4 Women never change their minds : just ask a woman about her age today she'll give you the same exact number from ten years ago !
5 Women wait for their soul-mates for years , and when they finally marry they wish they had waited a bit longer !
6 Women can do everything a man can do ..except keeping quiet !
7 Modern science stood helpless when it came to weather ....and women !
8 A woman who dreams of a rich , smart and handsome husband is actually dreaming of three husbands !
9 If you really want to drive your husband crazy : pretend that you're ecstatic !
10 A typical family : the father has an idea which is totally rejected by the kids after it was already carried out by mom !
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